I Sound Like What??

It's that time of year when mother nature can't seem to make up her mind on whether it should be winter or spring. The constant back and forth - winter coat one day, shorts and flip-flops the next - always causes my body to go into a tailspin and for the past five days, I have been sick. Not too bad. Mostly I've just had a really bad sore throat with some slight congestion. The sore throat, however, has caused me to lose my voice and now I sound all raspy and gross...like some psycho serial killer or something. At least that's what I thought.

I didn't go into work yesterday when my voice was really bad. Today I thought I was sounding a lot better but when I said something to my co-worker he paused and then said,

"Um, don't be offended by this but you sound like you could answer those 1-900 sex calls."

Oh, so apparently I don't sound like a psycho serial killer. I sound like a telephone prostitute.

That's. Just. Great.